I like to think that this is when Ron decided not to ever worry about exams again.
i hope you fall in love with someone who’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
when someone asks me what kind of music i like
I would either even for all the florins in Italy.
(I still wonder how I was able to obtain a college degree…)
wtf is with the cars one tho like it’s just a fucking car it’s not like it has a damn face jesus christ
Literally only rebloging for that comment.
FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night
This makes sense.
is this Rise of the Guardians
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
The year is 2052 and Hannibal is in his death bed. He motions Crawford to come closer. He whispers: “I’m the Chesapeake Ripper…”
He passes on.
Crawford cries a single tear. He says: “He was the greatest Cheese Cake Flipper I ever knew…”
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
Look at this house we found by the river today
That’s a murder scene not a house
Look at this murder scene we found inside a house today
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
The last one